Mustard? Don’t get it twisted, we’re not here to spice up your pantry. We're here to spice up your life, adding flavour to your living

This ain't your grandma's tea party. This is where we give a big middle finger to the mundane and let uniqueness run buck wild, straight outta the neon-soaked 80s and 90s. Welcome to our little slice of crazy in the cosmos.

Here, we take irreverently bold ideas, sprinkle them with a dose of British quirk, and serve up a collection of need-to-haves that are as ballsy as they are bespoke, straight from the era of big haired breakdancers with even bigger dreams.

Mustard isn't just a name; it's a manifesto for the wild ones, a sanctuary for the free spirits, a battle cry for those who dance to their own tune. If your soul screams for individuality, if you thrive on the quirky, then, whaddup, you've found your tribe. Our quest? Bring back blockbuster products that will light up your life quicker than a cigarette to a shell suit.

Happy Browsing

Reuben
Colonel Mustard
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