{"product_id":"computer-says-no-sticky-notes","title":"Computer Says No Sticky Notes","description":"\u003ch3\u003ePress OK to Continue\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks like a system error. Works like a to-do list. 150 sticky notes shaped like the dialog box your computer sends when it's had enough - warning triangle included, solutions not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWrite the bad news in the message field, stick it where it'll be ignored, and let whoever finds it choose between OK and Cancel. Neither works. For meeting reminders nobody asked for, passive-aggressive kitchen notices, and the task you keep force-quitting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePairs well with a monitor edge, a colleague's keyboard, and a brain that could use a restart.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mustard London","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56966890652026,"sku":"M16264","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1248\/1457\/files\/computer-says-no-sticky-notes-8891949.png?v=1781218224","url":"https:\/\/justmustard.com\/products\/computer-says-no-sticky-notes","provider":"Mustard London","version":"1.0","type":"link"}