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DROP 01
1-800 80s Hotline Case
Preview Edition - 10 Units
We’re releasing a small preview batch before the full production arrives.
Waitlist members get first access.
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Escape The Ordinary - Escape The Ordinary -
Meet Colonel Mustard
Meet Reuben, a.k.a. Colonel Mustard,
Founder. Chief Instigator. Serial Overthinker.
Reuben started Mustard to counter the steady spread of beige into everyday life. The result is a collection of objects designed to be used, gifted and occasionally questioned but rarely ignored.
He’s not a real colonel.
But he does have a habit of making things you didn’t realise you wanted until they arrive.
Welcome to Mustard.
Make yourself comfortable.
Happy browsing,
Reuben ✕
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