Meet the man behind the Mustard Madness
In a world of grey suits and serious faces, there's one man who's been rockin' the boat since the days of tight lycra and the Titanic. Meet Colonel Mustard, aka Reuben Utudjian, the genius with a penchant for mischief and a heart like the Spandeau Ballet hit.
Imagine if a disco ball and a unicorn had a love child. Now add a dash of Boy George and a heavy pour of 90s MTV glam, and what do you get? A non-stop madman hellbent on developing eclectic products for the beautifully mental masses.
For over two fabulous decades, the Colonel has been throwing confetti at the drabness of daily life, turning the dial up on delirium, and pushing the envelope so far it's ended up in another postcode. His mantra? If it ain't fun, chuck it in the bin. Inspired by everything from Warhol to your mums’ magz, our designs are a high-five to your inner troubled teen, daring it to come out and indulge in some light arson.
Don’t get it twisted, we’re not here to spice up your pantry. We're here to spice up your life
Colonel Mustard isn't just about slinging sass and peddling happiness; he's on a mission to make your world brighter, your smile wider, and your day just that bit less rubbish. "Without you," he quips, "we're just throwing a party in an empty room.