Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.

Collin a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.

This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.

Bruce is a bear who wears red plaid, drinks coffee out of enamel mugs, and definitely used the word “foraged” unironically last week. The beard’s invisible, but emotionally? It’s there.

This is the plate for people who take their food seriously—but not themselves. Ideal for fussy eaters, gift-givers, and anyone who’s ever described their aesthetic as “lumberjack-adjacent.”

Larry wears a biker jacket and 80s aviators because he peaked in 1987 and never looked back. He’s all attitude, zero cutlery, and absolutely not the type to share fries.

Perfect for gifting, plate-hogging, or giving the fussiest eater at the table a little main-character energy.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.

Meet Courtney. She’s a cat. She’s on a plate. And she’s judging your table manners with quiet intensity.

Ideal for dinner, snacks, or dramatically arranged cheese. Not ideal for anyone who can’t handle a little side-eye with their spaghetti.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Full of opinions.

Garry doesn’t mess around. He’s a gorilla with posture, presence, and a bowtie so sharp it could file your taxes. He doesn’t roar—he raises an eyebrow.

Perfect for dinner parties, passive-aggressive meals with in-laws, or anyone who enjoys their food under gentle surveillance.

Introducing the Patricia - because your food deserves a plate that’s as chill as your Friday night plans.

This isn’t just a plate; it’s an experience. Featuring a cute, but slightly judgmental panda, it’s perfect for turning your mundane meals into something wild.

Meet Gina. She’s 6 feet of style, sass, and silent judgment.

She brings neck-level elegance to your mealtime, whether you're serving roasted veg or last night's questionable leftovers.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Gracefully unimpressed.