So, You sell things. We make things
If you're looking to stock your shelves with fun, functional, mildly unhinged products that make people say “Wait—what is this and why do I love it?”… you’re in the right place.
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Everything You’ve Always Wanted to Know (But Were Too Cool to Ask)
What’s your minimum order quantity?
No, we’re not into that. Our minimum order quantities are reasonable, and we don’t believe in commitment issues, unless we’re talking about your customers’ commitment to quirky gifts.
So, what about shipping logistics? Do I need to worry about Brexit or any other shipping nightmares?
Oh, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. We have warehouses in the EU, UK, and the USA, so we’re ready for all your shipping needs. No need to lose sleep over Brexit or any other global headaches. We also offer DDP (Delivered Duty Paid), so you won’t get hit with surprise fees. And if you prefer shipping FOB China, we can do that too we have a warehouse in China too.
Do you offer samples?
Of course, we offer samples! We believe in love at first sight. And taste. And feel. Test them out, make sure you’re smitten before placing an order.
I'm a distributor and I'd love to distribute in my territory
We’re all about expanding in the right places, and we’d be happy to talk about your territory. Just fill out the form above and let's have a conversation and if it’s already in the hands of another awesome distributor, we’ll be sure to let you know. We’re not into stepping on toes... unless it’s on a dance floor, of course.



