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Robo Vac 2000

Robo Vac 2000

The Crumb Compliance Officer

Finally—a coworker who actually cleans up after you. Picks up crumbs, dust, and small regrets.

Runs on rechargeable batteries, not coffee. Doesn’t talk back. Doesn’t unionize.

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Mildly Important Details

  • Printed with the retro TV signal from your childhood nightmares.
  • Neoprene surface for smooth scrolling and emotional buffering.
  • Non-slip backing—because chaos is fine, but sliding is not.
  • Makes your desk look “deliberately ironic”.
  • Great for home offices, studios, or pretending your desk is a low-budget media setDoes not fix your workflow. Might distract from it

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Robo Vac 2000

Regular price £24.00
Sale price £24.00 Regular price

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