Andy Alpaca Plate

Too cool to chew with his mouth closed.

Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.

This plate doesn’t ask for attention. It demands it—loudly, unapologetically, and probably while blasting a cassette.
Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.