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    Drink Buddy Water Hydration Reminder

    Regular price £15.00
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    Your passive aggressive hydration coach.

    It’s a coaster. It tells you to drink water (you're welcome). Because basic human functions are now app-integrated and desk-accessorized.

    Keeps your desk dry and your guilt levels high.

    Subtle enough to be ignored. Persistent enough to make you question your life choices.

    Water you waiting for?
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