• Calculator - Mustard London
  • Calculator - Mustard London
  • Calculator - Mustard London
  • Calculator - Mustard London

    Choculator

    CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T EAT. THERAPY YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR 

    This chocolate bar-shaped calculator won’t melt in your bag, but it might break a few expectations. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—everything a solid desk accessory should do.

    It’s not real chocolate, which is disappointing. But it will help you calculate how many real chocolate bars you can afford after rent.

    MILDLY IMPORTANT DETAILS

    • Solves equations. Raises eyebrows.
    • Not satisfying to eat. Weirdly satisfying to use.
    • Maths has never looked this snackable.
    • The only bar that doesn’t judge your spending habits.
    • Technically a calculator. Emotionally a coping mechanism.
    Regular price £12.00
    Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
    28 Apr. Estimated arrival
    25 Apr. Order placed
    26-27 Apr. Order dispatches
    28 Apr. Delivered!
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    UNITED KINGDOM

    FREE DELIVERY  - SPEND £30


    STANDARD DELIVERY
    Royal Mail 24 Signed (max weight 2kg) - £3.95 
    DPD Local Next Day £5.95

    SPLIT POINT

    HIGHLANDS & OFFSHORE 

    FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £45
    STANDARD DELIVERY - £8.95


    Delivery:  3 to 5 days
    Available Regions:
    Guernsey, Isle of Man, Jersey, Scotland / Highlands, Northern Ireland / County Antrim, Northern Ireland / County Armagh, Northern Ireland / City of Belfast, Northern Ireland / County Down, Northern Ireland / County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland / County Londonderry, Northern Ireland / City of Derry, Northern Ireland / County Tyrone

    EUROPE MAINLAND

    FREE DELIVERY - SPEND €35
    STANDARD DELIVERY - €7.95

    Delivery: 3 to 5 days
    Available Regions:
    Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain 

    NORTHERN EUROPE

    FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £40 
    STANDARD DELIVERY - £14.95

    Delivery: 3 to 5 days
    Available Regions:
    Denmark, Faroe Islands, Finland, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Norway, Svalbard & Jan Mayen, Sweden, Switzerland

    EASTERN EUROPE

    FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £60
    STANDARD SHIPPING £20


    Delivery: 4 to 7 days
    Available Regions:

    Belarus, Poland, Armenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Estonia, Georgia, Hungary, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Ukraine, Albania, Andorra, Montenegro, North Macedonia

    USA / CANADA / MEXICO

    FREE SHIPPING - SPEND $40
    STANDARD SHIPPING $15


    Delivery: 4 to 7 days
    Available Regions:

    Canada, United States (US) / Mexico

    REST OF WORLD

    FREE SHIPPING - SPEND £120
    STANDARD SHIPPING £35


    Delivery: 
    Delivery times vary based on location, approx 5 to 14 days
    Available Regions:

    Hong Kong SAR, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Macao SAR, Malaysia, Palestinian Territories, Philippines, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, United Arab Emirates, Yemen, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, Egypt, South Africa, Jamaica 

    SPLIT POINT

    DUTIES & TAXES


    PLEASE SEE OUR DISCLAIMER FOR ORDERS SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF UNITED KINGDOM HERE


    Changed your mind?


    If you are not 100% delighted with your purchase or you change your mind for whatever reason you have up to 3 months to return your purchase back to us for a refund or exchange.

    It is important that the product and it's packaging is in it's original and resalable condition. Upon receipt of your return we will inspect the goods and provide you with a refund minus the original delivery charge and or any import duties within 7 working days.

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