Choculator
CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T EAT. THERAPY YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
This chocolate bar-shaped calculator won’t melt in your bag, but it might break a few expectations. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—everything a solid desk accessory should do.
It’s not real chocolate, which is disappointing. But it will help you calculate how many real chocolate bars you can afford after rent.
MILDLY IMPORTANT DETAILS
- Solves equations. Raises eyebrows.
- Not satisfying to eat. Weirdly satisfying to use.
- Maths has never looked this snackable.
- The only bar that doesn’t judge your spending habits.
- Technically a calculator. Emotionally a coping mechanism.
Delivery & Shipping
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £30
STANDARD DELIVERY
Royal Mail 24 Signed (max weight 2kg) - £3.95
DPD Local Next Day £5.95
HIGHLANDS & OFFSHORE
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £45
STANDARD DELIVERY - £8.95
Delivery: 3 to 5 days
Available Regions:
Guernsey, Isle of Man, Jersey, Scotland / Highlands, Northern Ireland / County Antrim, Northern Ireland / County Armagh, Northern Ireland / City of Belfast, Northern Ireland / County Down, Northern Ireland / County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland / County Londonderry, Northern Ireland / City of Derry, Northern Ireland / County Tyrone
EUROPE MAINLAND
STANDARD DELIVERY - €7.95
Delivery: 3 to 5 days
Available Regions:
Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain
NORTHERN EUROPE
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £40
STANDARD DELIVERY - £14.95
Delivery: 3 to 5 days
Available Regions:
Denmark, Faroe Islands, Finland, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Norway, Svalbard & Jan Mayen, Sweden, Switzerland
EASTERN EUROPE
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £60
STANDARD SHIPPING £20
Delivery: 4 to 7 days
Available Regions:
Belarus, Poland, Armenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Estonia, Georgia, Hungary, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Ukraine, Albania, Andorra, Montenegro, North Macedonia
USA / CANADA / MEXICO
FREE SHIPPING - SPEND $40
STANDARD SHIPPING $15
Delivery: 4 to 7 days
Available Regions:
Canada, United States (US) / Mexico
REST OF WORLD
FREE SHIPPING - SPEND £120
STANDARD SHIPPING £35
Delivery: Delivery times vary based on location, approx 5 to 14 days
Available Regions:
Hong Kong SAR, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Macao SAR, Malaysia, Palestinian Territories, Philippines, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, United Arab Emirates, Yemen, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, Egypt, South Africa, Jamaica
DUTIES & TAXES
PLEASE SEE OUR DISCLAIMER FOR ORDERS SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF UNITED KINGDOM HERE
Changed your mind?
If you are not 100% delighted with your purchase or you change your mind for whatever reason you have up to 3 months to return your purchase back to us for a refund or exchange.
It is important that the product and it's packaging is in it's original and resalable condition. Upon receipt of your return we will inspect the goods and provide you with a refund minus the original delivery charge and or any import duties within 7 working days.
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