Choculator
Choculator
CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T EAT. THERAPY YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
This chocolate bar-shaped calculator won’t melt in your bag, but it might break a few expectations. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—everything a solid desk accessory should do.
It’s not real chocolate, which is disappointing. But it will help you calculate how many real chocolate bars you can afford after rent.
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Mildly Important Details
Mildly Important Details
- Solves equations. Raises eyebrows.
- Not satisfying to eat. Weirdly satisfying to use.
- Maths has never looked this snackable.
- The only bar that doesn’t judge your spending habits.
- Technically a calculator. Emotionally a coping mechanism.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
FREE STANDARD DELIVERY - SPEND £36
STANDARD DELIVERY - £3.95 (2 TO 3 DAYS)
EXPRESS DELIVERY - £6.95 (1 TO 2 DAYS)
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £30
STANDARD DELIVERY - £6.95 (3 TO 5 DAYS)
Available Regions:
Guernsey, Isle of Man, Jersey, Scotland / Highlands, Northern Ireland / County Antrim, Northern Ireland / County Armagh, Northern Ireland / City of Belfast, Northern Ireland / County Down, Northern Ireland / County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland / County Londonderry, Northern Ireland / City of Derry, Northern Ireland / County Tyrone
STANDARD DELIVERY - €8.95 (3 TO 5 BUSINESS DAYS)
Available Regions:
France, Germany, Italy, Portugal, Spain, Belgium, Austria, Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £50
STANDARD DELIVERY - £14.95 (3 TO 7 BUSINESS DAYS)
Available Regions:
Svalbard & Jan Mayen, Poland, Bulgaria, Croatia, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Guadeloupe, Cyprus, Greece, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Malta, Norway, Romania, Switzerland, Slovenia
EASTERN ZONE III
FREE DELIVERY - SPEND £60
STANDARD SHIPPING £14.95 (5 TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS)
Available Regions:
Belarus, Armenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Czechia, Georgia, Kosovo, Serbia, Ukraine, Albania, Andorra, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Moldova, Monaco, Greenland, Türkiye
USA / CANADA / MEXICO
FREE SHIPPING - SPEND $60
INTERNATIONAL $15 (3 TO 7 DAYS)
Available Regions:
Canada, United States (US) / Mexico
REST OF WORLD
FREE SHIPPING - SPEND £120 (5 TO 14 DAYS)
STANDARD SHIPPING £35
Available Regions:
Egypt, South Africa, Hong Kong SAR, Iraq, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Macao SAR, Malaysia, Palestinian Territories, Philippines, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, United Arab Emirates, Yemen, Jamaica, Australia, New Zealand
DUTIES & TAXES
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CHANGED YOUR MIND?If you are not 100% delighted with your purchase or you change your mind for whatever reason you have up to 3 months to return your purchase back to us for a refund or exchange.
It is important that the product and it's packaging is in it's original and resalable condition. Upon receipt of your return we will inspect the goods and provide you with a refund minus the original delivery charge and or any import duties within 7 working days.
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