Funny Valentine Presents

Roses wilt. Chocolates disappear.

This Valentine’s Day, give something that actually earns desk space.

At Mustard, we specialise in funny Valentine presents, unordinary Valentine gifts, and smart little objects that feel thoughtful, not try-hard. Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a work crush, or yourself (valid), these are Valentine’s gifts with personality.

No beige. No clichés. No last-minute panic buys.

70 products

Croissant-shaped mouse pad and bread wrist rest on red checkered desk with keyboard and mouse
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Choco Wireless Computer Mouse
£20.00
£20.00
Boom box desk organiser styled as a retro stereo on a checkered surface with a yellow patterned background
NEW
£30.00
£30.00
Polaroid camera-shaped desk organiser holding scissors, pens, and ruler on wooden desk
NEW
£20.00
£20.00
Polaroid camera-shaped sticky note dispenser on a wood desk with colorful photo and notes
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Retro camera-shaped Polaroid photo holders on a wooden desk with vintage photo prints
NEW
£15.00
£15.00
Hot dog keyboard wrist rest on a yellow desk with white keyboard and mouse.
NEW
£20.00
£20.00
French fries-themed mouse wrist rest on a bright desk with computer mouse and soda can
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Six pastel kitty cat highlighters arranged in a circle on a pink polka dot background.
£8.00
£8.00
Retro game controller style 4-port USB hub in colorful packaging, USB-C adapter included
NEW
£15.00
£15.00
Jar of colorful mushroom-shaped highlighters on grass with blue sky and clouds
NEW
£8.00
£8.00
Pizza-shaped sticky notes in a triangular box on a green grid surface
NEW
£8.00
£8.00
Fun tart-shaped sticky notes with pink icing and rainbow sprinkles in colorful packaging
NEW
£8.00
£8.00
Phone charging cable - Mustard London
£12.00
£12.00
Phone charging cable - Mustard London
£12.00
£12.00
Pencil Case - Mustard London
NEW
£12.00
£12.00
USB Hub - Mustard London
NEW
£15.00
£15.00
Pen Pot - Mustard London
NEW
£20.00
£20.00
Pen Pot - Mustard London
NEW
£15.00
£15.00
Keyboard Rest - Mustard London
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Keyboard Rest - Mustard London
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Pencil Case - Mustard London
EARLY ACCESS
£12.00
£12.00