Funny Valentine Presents

Roses wilt. Chocolates disappear.

This Valentine’s Day, give something that actually earns desk space.

At Mustard, we specialise in funny Valentine presents, unordinary Valentine gifts, and smart little objects that feel thoughtful, not try-hard. Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a work crush, or yourself (valid), these are Valentine’s gifts with personality.

No beige. No clichés. No last-minute panic buys.

70 products

White mug with lion in sunglasses design, filled with tea, beside chocolate chip cookies
£8.00
£8.00
Funny cat plate with grey cat in pink sunglasses, colorful necklace and shirt design
£12.00
£12.00
Funny ceramic plate featuring an alpaca in pink sunglasses and a colorful jacket
£12.00
£12.00
Round plate featuring a lion wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket, novelty tableware design
£12.00
£12.00
Quirky plate featuring a bear with glasses in a red plaid shirt and blue suspenders
£12.00
£12.00
Ceramic plate featuring a cockatoo in a shirt, suspenders, and bow tie with anchor tattoo.
£12.00
£12.00
Vinyl record-shaped mouse pad with 'Rock Star' design on bold red and pink patterned desk
£10.00
£10.00
Dog-shaped sticky notes in a mini box, hand writing on pug dog stationery.
£7.00
£7.00
Vinyl record-shaped USB mug warmer with coffee cup on yellow background
£15.00
£15.00
Retro typewriter-shaped sticky note dispenser on yellow patterned desk with notes and pen.
£7.00
£7.00
Colorful pill-shaped highlighters in a plastic bottle, creative stationery desk accessory
£8.00
£8.00
LED neon light in the shape of a sitting cat on a modern grey shelf, home office decor
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£20.00
£20.00
White mug with a panda illustration, filled with hot chocolate, pink marshmallows beside it
£10.00
£10.00
Hand holding glass of water above blue hydration reminder coaster with smiley water drop design
£15.00
£15.00
Cat-shaped sticky notes in a cardboard box holder with a hand writing on one note
£7.00
£7.00
USB mug warmer with Persian rug pattern, white coffee cup, and laptop on teal desk
£15.00
£15.00
Sushi-shaped wireless mouse, soy sauce bottle, and colorful keyboard on purple desk
£20.00
£20.00
Cat-shaped desk vacuum cleaner on a colorful leopard print desk mat next to a keyboard
£20.00
£20.00
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£24.00
£24.00
Yellow smiley face mouse pad on pink leopard print desk with keyboard corner visible
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£15.00
£15.00
Smiley face mouse pad and wireless mouse on pink leopard print desk mat with keyboard
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Toast-shaped sticky notes with a pen on a red checkered desk beside a computer keyboard.
NEW
£8.00
£8.00
Pepperoni pizza mouse pad on a wooden desk with a white mouse and keyboard
NEW
£10.00
£10.00
Food-themed desk accessories, baguette wrist rest, croissant mouse pad, and keyboard on red checkered surface
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£15.00
£15.00