Crochet Kit - Mustard London
Crochet Kit - Mustard London
Crochet Kit - Mustard London

Fun Cactus Rainbow: Learn Crochet Kit

Fun Cactus Rainbow: Learn Crochet Kit

£12.00
£12.00
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Because who needs real plants when you can make a fake one that won't judge your lack of responsibility?

Introducing the Cactus Crochet Kit—the perfect solution for those who want a plant, but don’t want the hassle of watering, sunlight, or pretending they know what “cactus care” actually involves. It’s a cactus you’ll never kill, and honestly, that's more than we can say for most plants.

Perfect for crafters, procrastinators, or anyone who wants to “grow” something without any emotional commitment.

Mildly Important Details

  • Comes with all the supplies you need—because let’s be real, you’d probably lose them otherwise
  • No sunlight required—just your mild attention and a crochet hook
  • Great for people who like the idea of having plants but don’t want to pretend they’re gardeners
  • Makes your desk look like it’s full of effort, even if it’s just a cute little cactus sitting there
  • Ideal for those who want a fun project without the stress of keeping something alive
  • The only cactus you won’t feel guilty for neglecting
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Crochet Kit - Mustard London

Fun Cactus Rainbow: Learn Crochet Kit

£12.00
£12.00

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