Colin Cockatoo Plate
Bowties & Big Opinions
Meet Collin. He’s a cockatoo with strong opinions about coffee, vinyl, and dinnerware design. He wears a bowtie unironically and insists his food tastes better when served on artisan ceramic.
This plate is perfect for anyone who alphabetises their spices, refuses to eat beige food, or just wants their dining experience to feel a little more... curated.
Giftable, judgmental, and weirdly relatable.
MILDLY IMPORTANT DETAILS
- Will absolutely post your meal to Instagram
- Doesn’t do beige food
- Bowtie: mandatory. Manners: optional
- For people who say “this is actually really good” a lot
- Pairs well with quinoa and sarcasm
Delivery & Shipping
UNITED KINGDOM
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