A Guide To Not Losing Your Sh*t
A Guide To Not Losing Your Sh*t
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Shuffle daily. Mentally scream as needed..
52 cards. One fragile grip on reality.
Life’s a lot. This deck won’t fix it, but it might keep you from rage-quitting the group chat.
Inside are 52 pieces of blunt, helpful advice for staying mildly functional in a world that won’t stop emailing you.
Examples include:
“Work First. Whine Later. Save the complaining for after the work is done."
“Deadlines Don’t Care About Your Vibe. Don’t wait for the perfect mood. Start in a bad one.”
“Waiting For 'Motivation' Is a Loser’s Game. Use discipline. Not feelings”
No toxic positivity. No gold foil affirmations. Just pure, unfiltered survival mode — in card form.
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Mildly Important Details
Mildly Important Details
- 52 cards designed to stop you emotionally combusting
- Blunt, sarcastic life advice for when you’re “fine” (but not really).
- Zero fluff. Zero toxic positivity. Maximum truth.
- Helps you stay calm-ish when everyone’s testing your patience
- Portable enough to keep in your bag, desk drawer, or emergency wine cabinet.
- A daily reset, reality check, or anti-spiral prompt
- For overthinkers, under-sleepers, doom-scrollers, and people with “just one more thing” anxiety
- Makes a great gift for friends who say “I’m chill” but clearly aren’t
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