A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie
A Guide To Sleeping Like A Zombie
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52 cards with 52 ways to play dead (in bed)..
0 brain activity. Maximum horizontal.
Finally — sleep advice that doesn’t involve chanting, crystals, or selling your soul to Gwyneth.
This deck is your unofficial manual to becoming dead to the world (but, like, peacefully).
Each card offers practical tips, calming prompts, or just a gentle reminder to stop scrolling at 2:37am.
No snooze apps. No pseudoscience. Just sleep — the undead way.
Because rest is the real afterlife.
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Mildly Important Details
Mildly Important Details
- 52 cards of unfiltered, undead sleep wisdom
- Darkly calm advice for maximum horizontal performance
- Prompts, habits, and reminders to help you shut your brain the hell off
- Zero crystals, zero apps, zero influencers whispering “you got this”
- Perfect for insomniacs, overthinkers, and anyone who loves sleep more than people.
- Designed for bedside tables, nightstands, and whatever surface you collapse on
- Giftable, relatable, slightly concerning — in a good way
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