Collection: Funny Valentine Presents

Roses wilt. Chocolates disappear.

This Valentine’s Day, give something that actually earns desk space.

At Mustard, we specialise in funny Valentine presents, unordinary Valentine gifts, and smart little objects that feel thoughtful, not try-hard. Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a work crush, or yourself (valid), these are Valentine’s gifts with personality.

No beige. No clichés. No last-minute panic buys.