Funny Valentine Presents

Roses wilt. Chocolates disappear.

This Valentine’s Day, give something that actually earns desk space.

At Mustard, we specialise in funny Valentine presents, unordinary Valentine gifts, and smart little objects that feel thoughtful, not try-hard. Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a work crush, or yourself (valid), these are Valentine’s gifts with personality.

No beige. No clichés. No last-minute panic buys.

70 products

Novelty sticky notes designed to look like $100 bill stacks, quirky desk stationery
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£8.00
£8.00
Pink gummy bear-shaped mouse rest made of silicone gel, ideal for desk and office use.
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£12.00
£12.00
Takeaway box pen pot in matte ceramic, novelty desk organizer packaging with noodles background.
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£15.00
£15.00
Bright green gummy bear-shaped mouse rest made of silicone gel with packaging label
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£12.00
£12.00
Red gummy bear-shaped silicone mouse rest for desk accessory or office gift
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£12.00
£12.00
Sushi-shaped sticky notes set with colorful packaging on a yellow-orange background.
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£15.00
£15.00
Disco ball mouse mat on purple desk with Apple mouse, keyboard, and cocktail
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£10.00
£10.00
Novelty chocolate bar calculator in colorful striped packaging, quirky desk accessory gift
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£12.00
£12.00
Computer Mouse - Mustard London
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£20.00
£20.00
Yellow gift card with 'Mustard Giftcard' text and a smiling present icon on a grey background.
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From £10.00
From £10.00
Sticky Note - Mustard London
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£8.00
£8.00
Sticky Note - Mustard London
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£8.00
£8.00
Sticky Note - Mustard London
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£10.00
£10.00
Dog-shaped sticky note pad hanging on a white door handle, with reminder text and yellow bone wallpaper.
£8.00
£8.00
Novelty T-Rex dinosaur highlighter pen in bright green, shown upright and opened
£8.00
£8.00
Pink dinosaur-shaped highlighter pen with removable tail cap for desk or office use
£8.00
£8.00
Glass mug on cute bear-shaped mug warmer, yellow and green background, desk accessory
£15.00
£15.00
Retro red telephone and desk sign reading 'Out For Lunch' on a wooden office desk
£12.00
£12.00
Ceramic plate with a giraffe illustration wearing red lipstick, blue eyeshadow, and a yellow necklace
£12.00
£12.00
LED neon light in the shape of a sitting cat, glowing against a dark background.
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£20.00
£20.00
Ceramic mug with a French bulldog in denim jacket design, filled with coffee, next to two chocolate sandwich cookies
£10.00
£10.00
Ceramic plate with panda illustration, blue eyebrows, and pink apron on white background
£12.00
£12.00
T-Rex shaped sticky notes in turquoise, holding a striped drink in colorful packaging.
£7.00
£7.00
Ceramic plate featuring a gorilla in a tuxedo with a red bow tie, novelty kitchen decor.
£12.00
£12.00